40 chEASY jokes to tell your family and friends 😂!

Ever needed some chEASY jokes to tell your family at the Christmas table, or just want to make your friends laugh? This is the post for you!

1)What is blue and doesn’t weigh a lot?

Light blue.

2)What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

3)Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every show has a cast.

4)I told my friend that I think she drew her eyebrows on too high.

She didn't say anything, she just looked surprised.

5)The beach said hello to the sea.

It didn't say anything, it just waved.

6)Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.

7)What is the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

8)I am afraid for the calendar.

Its days are numbered.

9)Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 (ate) 9.

10)I would like to thank my fingers.

Because I can always count on them.

11)I would like to thank my arms.

Because they're always by my side.

12)I would like to thank my legs.

For always supporting me.

13)What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

14)How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together.

15)I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other night.

I should have put it on aloha setting.

16)What is a duck's favourite dip?

Quackamole.

17)I have the heart of a lion.

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

18)How do you count cows?

With a cowculator.

19)Why should you stand in the corner if you are feeling cold?

They are usually around 90 degrees.

20)Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.

21)Why did the cheese go to church?

Because it was holey.

22) What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

23)Did you hear about the man who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the No-bell prize.

24)Where are average things built?

In the satisfactory.

25)What did one tortilla chip say to the other tortilla chip?

I'm nacho friend.

26)What did one traffic light say to the other?

Stop looking, I'm changing!

27)How does a Rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it!

28)What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

29)Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?

He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

30)A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”

31)Why couldn't the pony sing?

She was a little horse.

32)How do get a squirrel to like you?

Act like a nut!

33)What animal is always at a baseball game?

A bat!

34)Why did the girl put her cake in the freezer?

She wanted to ice it.

35)What does every birthday end with?

A y.

36) What has a head but no neck, a tale but no legs?

A coin!

37)Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had nobody to go with.

38)Ever tried to eat a clock?

It's time-consuming!

39)What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?

Dead ends!

40)Why was the tomato red?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

Have any of your own?

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